Saturday 6 January 2018

Taxman admits fraud

Revenue Services official Zacchaeus has admitted what taxpayers have long been suspecting: that he had been over zealous in his duties. The revelation came amidst accusations that Zacchaeus was quite affluent as a result of an additional income.


Picture: Niels Larsen Stevns, Zakæus
People lining the streets to get a glimpse of humanist preacher, Jesus of Capernaum, were surprised to see Zacchaeus suddenly falling out of a sycamore tree. Their surprise soon turned to anger though when Jesus ‘invited’ himself to the unpopular man’s residence.

One bystander pointed out that, “The preacher is getting into the habit of making friends with employees from the Receiver’s office”, referring to Levi, another tax official who hosted a lavish party for him recently.
Zacchaeus has since offered to compensate any affected taxpayers.



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