Hip Op Pietmann Lindeque 12:49 Doctors treating Mr. Israel Jacobs (formerly known as Jacob Isaacson) have recommended a hip replacement to correct his limping problem.... Read more
Father's day? Pietmann Lindeque 12:26 Itinerant preacher from Galilee, Jesus Davidson, compared the actions of fathers to God’s care for people. Referring to every day food ... Read more
Gideon’s defense meekly Pietmann Lindeque 09:31 Bizarre recruitment methods slated Military strategists have warned of a pending disaster should the Israelite Defense Force attempt ... Read more
Support the enemy! Pietmann Lindeque 06:49 Roman Defense Force members are pleased about suggestions made in the latest edition of Mountain Messages that citizens should voluntaril... Read more
Preacher's message: Sex workers welcome! Pietmann Lindeque 23:25 An out-of-control minister of religion is said to be upsetting dedicated religious followers by his wild claims that sex workers and corrupt... Read more
Hair Fashions Pietmann Lindeque 04:27 Original details: Judges 16:15-19 (For a good alternative take on the story of Samson and Delilah, have a look at Tim Hawkins's ve... Read more
Prison Sentence for Sexual Assault Pietmann Lindeque 00:05 Potiphar and wife in happier times A Hebrew foreigner in the employ of Capt Potiphar of the Egyptian Royal Guard has been s... Read more
Fig tree no more Pietmann Lindeque 06:58 Eco-conservationists are up in arms about roving preacher Jesus of Capernaum, who apparently caused an indigenous fig tree to die by putti... Read more
Immigrant expelled after clash with King Pietmann Lindeque 23:55 Local news site The Daily Ra, reports that officials have instructed Mr. Abrams and his family to leave Egypt immediately. It is rum... Read more
Taxman admits fraud Pietmann Lindeque 23:30 Revenue Services official Zacchaeus has admitted what taxpayers have long been suspecting: that he had been over zealous in his duties. The... Read more