Fire Chief investigates Burning Issue

A pair of sneakers found near the bush in question

The local Fire Brigade Chief has looked into claims that some vegetation was allegedly burning for a prolonged period in a deserted spot near Horeb Mountain. No conclusive proof of a fire could however be found. The investigation follows demands made by a delegation from the unsalaried Hebrew workforce, who was apparently so inspired by the incident, that they requested a meeting with the Pharaoh concerning their current residential position in the country of Egypt.

Original report: Ex 3:1-7